Flash Forward: A University Without Professors

modern disappointment.

FreedomUniversity

By Toxteth Appleteat

Editor’s note: This is satire, and hopefully not a predictor.

For Immediate Release

INTRODUCING FREEDOM UNIVERSITY

Leading the way in for-profit education

Freedom University (FU) is the first of its kind to offer an education dedicated to mass, fast-track degree completion programs, without the burden of faculty bogging down the process. FU is proud to give ordinary people easily affordable access to the experience of higher education.

“It really is an innovative model in higher ed, and we feel that we are at the forefront of the technology revolution,” states Reagan Rand, Ass. Dean of the Koch School of Business. “Unlike our predecessors in public and private colleges and universities, we are able to graduate a large number of students using our own proprietary online learning management system (LMS) and cutting-edge content from our partnerships with academic publishers.”

The most unique feature of this academic enterprise is…

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