The takedown of a recent CHE piece we all want, need, and deserve. It’s miles & miles better than the source article it’s satirizing.
[Yes, I am aware that is not correct Early Modern English. It’s OK, really, it is.]
SchumEditor’s Note: Today we are all fortunate enough to have a guest contribution from a REAL, LIVE TENURED PROFESSOR! GENUFLECT!!!!!!! He is here to tell us all about the number-one scourge facing higher education today: Contingent faculty sticking up for themselves! Do you know how “bitter” your “rhetoric” is, plebs? Well, just in case you don’t, he’s here to tell you. You’re all welcome!
THE ‘REAL SCOOP’ ON YOUR ALLEGED ‘EXPLOITATION’
by Marv Blerkins, Associate Professor (<–that means I’m better than you!)
Oh, adjuncts. Adjuncts, adjuncts, adjuncts. I realize it might not be “fun” to make the rough equivalent of negative twelve dollars an hour doing exactly the same job I do, minus the preening and self-satisfaction (and getting paid for research). I realize what certain Commie Pinko “colleagues” of mine call the…
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